February 2012
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ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Dick Roman
Coin
The tributes from District 6, 7 and 9 liveblogs...
oh hey gu- ow.
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I pity those who aren't aware of Ed Sheeran's...
That one blogger that everyone loves and you just...
haymitchsemptybottle:
haymitchsemptybottle:
This got more notes than I thought it would.
Imagine if we were all thinking of the same person?
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my neighbor just met 1D
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Gale: We could do it you know.
Katniss: *unzips pants*
Gale: Take off, live in the woods.
Katniss:
Gale:
Katniss:
Gale:
Katniss: Oh.
What if...?
The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
The Doctor: How did you kn-
Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
how can pizza go from being a frozen circle of dough and cheese to a fucking rave inside my mouth literally where are my glowsticks this shit is getting c ru nk
Katniss: “What about you? I’ve seen you in the market. You can lift hundred pound bags of flour,” I snap at him. “Tell him that. That’s not nothing.”
Peeta: “Yes, and I’m sure the arena will be full of bags of flour for me to chuck at people.”